
According to the Spanish outlet Vanguardia, his size has had a severe impact on his love life. His length is certified by the less-famous World Record Academy. "In Latin culture whoever has the bigger penis is more macho," Gonzalez explained to the Daily Mail. "It's something that makes him different to the rest of the people and makes him feels special." Cabrera hoped to become a Guinness World Record holder, but the esteemed record-keeping company does not track penis size as a category. "We have advised him 'Mr Roberto, the best thing for you is that the doctors give a normal shape to your penis so that it doesn't hurt you, in order to have sexual relationships, in order to have children'," he said, to no avail.

Doctor Jesus David Salazar Gonzalez had offered his well-endowed patient a shot at a normal life.

Instead, he survives off food banks and government assistance. He also claims that his "disability" prevents him from working. He has to wrap it in bandages to prevent chafing it impacts how he can sleep and it even prevents him from kneeling. Cabrera reportedly suffers numerous health problems from his gargantuan member, including frequent urinary tract infections. They added that his actual size is six inches and the rest is just foreskin. Doctors claimed Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, 54, of Saltillo, Mexico has been stretching his penis with weights since his teenage years, according to Daily Mail. In 2006, 250 Japanese couples set the world record for the largest orgy in history as they assembled neatly and were filmed copulating, an event that was captured on DVD for posterity.A Mexican man with an alleged 18.9 inch penis has shunned advice from medical experts who urge him to seek a reduction in his penis size. This sexual dynamo also holds the world record for speediest ejaculation when one of his wads was clocked sailing through the air at 42.7MPH. He also holds the record for the highest ejaculation, blasting a wad in the air at an Old Faithful-sized height of 12 feet and four inches. Her monstrous mammaries are a 102ZZZ, which constitute the largest boobs on record and are likely capable of nursing an entire nation of infants.Īt 2004’s World Gangbang Championship in Poland, porn actress Lisa Sparxxx was penetrated by 919 peni in less than 24 hours, shattering not only her lady parts but also the previous world record of 757 peni set the year before.Ī robust and hearty man named Horst Schultz once shot his load 18 feet and nine inches-a world record. It’s for a friend.Īnnie Hawkins-Turner goes by the stage name “Norma Stitz”-keep saying it quickly and you’ll get the joke. Again, if anyone has this woman’s name or email address, kindly forward it to me. The same California sex researchers monitored one woman who had 134 orgasms in one hour, which is an orgasm every 26 seconds. I simultaneously hate and admire this man. If anyone has her email address, please forward it to me.Ĭalifornia’s Center for Sexual Studies recorded a male having sixteen orgasms in the course of one hour. In 2009, a Russian woman named Tatiata Kozhevnikova dead-lifted a 31-pound weight off the floor using only the steel-trap strength of her vagina. Why he wanted to do this, much less have it recorded, is between him and his psychologist. The ironically named Mo Ka Wang from Hong Kong lifted 250 pounds two feet off the ground in 1995 using only his penis. Details are sketchy as to exactly how she managed to get that much semen in her stomach in the first place, and I’m not sure I want to know. In 1991 a Los Angeles woman named Michelle Monaghan had a staggering 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach. Lina was only five years old at the time. In 1933, a Peruvian girl named Lina Medina-hey, that rhymes!-gave birth to her first child. That means the hole itself was larger than six inches in diameter, meaning you could shove a large coffee can inside her vagina with room to spare, assuming that’s your idea of a good time. It’s unclear exactly who measured her vagina, but it clocked in at a staggering 19 inches in circumference. In 1879 her gigantic vagina birthed the largest infant on record, weighing in at 26 pounds. There but for the grace of God go all the rest of us men.Ī human giant from the 1800s named Anna Swan stood seven feet and eight inches tall. His organ was so huge, he was stopped and frisked by airport TSA in 2012 due to the massive bulge in his pants.Īlthough the unlucky gent is not mentioned by name, the smallest erect penis ever recorded measured a scant centimeter, AKA. His massive man-burrito hangs about 9 inches limp and a daunting 13.5 inches when fully hard, which must require so much blood that it makes him dizzy. BIGGEST PENISĪ perennially aspiring American actor named Jonah Falcon holds the title of the Man With The World’s Hugest Schlong.

Jonah Falcon describes his trout-sized penis.
